Horizontal Parenting

Need a break … now? Horizontal Parenting offers 50 hilarious and effective activities designed to entertain kids while you lie down.

Children are exhausting! In the marathon of modern parenting, everyone needs a break—just 10 precious minutes to rest your body and tune out the chaos. Enter Horizontal Parenting, the super-simple parenting hack for everyone, everywhere. With creative and practical advice for overworked parents and caretakers who “just need a minute,” this book includes 50 fun, effective, and hilarious games to play with toddlers and children while lying down. Activities include:

What’s on My Butt
Hide and Seek-ish
Don’t Wake the Giant
Railroad to Relaxation
And many more!

Relax and let your little ones release some energy while you catch your breath (and maybe a few even a few z’s). All you need is a comfortable surface, a few household items, and your child’s imagination, and you too can master the sanity-saving art of horizontal parenting.

50 activities to keep your kids engaged and keep you lying down
Entertaining ideas for children and toddlers
No endless supply lists, screens, or batteries needed
Perfect for long days at home
Great gift for new (or seasoned!) parents

Perfect for: parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and caretakers of kids ages 2+